Coming in 2008...Our marquee event!

Featuring the latest trends in outsourcing and technology offshoring today:

TESTICLE-RUBBED DRUMS

Family-owned BPO outfits, ran by real siblings (not step brothers) who are trying to piss on each other's turfs in a ball-smearing power play

BOATS AND HOES

Complacent outsourcing executives and board members getting too rich on labor arbitrage to afford yachts and escorts

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE

BPO and technology service providers that are like:

All-in-one. End-to-end. Record-to-report. Order-to-cash. Procure-to-pay. B2B. B2C. B2G. C2C. B2H. H2H. H2O. IoT. SMAC. Glo-cal. SoLoMo. Kokomo. Everything under the sun. We can do it all. Domain experts in everything.

Unlike that of the Huff and Doback stepbrothers (entertainment, management, insurance, computers, black leather gloves, R&D, security), it's beyond initiative or aspiration. It's empty peacocking, delusional poseuring, intentional misrepresentation, and--come to think of it--outright fraud.

AGGRESSIVE SALESMANSHIP

Offshoring and outsourcing sales bros, C-suite, and recruiters in a circus of all kinds of discrimination, Glengarry Glen Ross-type selling, and sickening alpha-male management

PLUS: MORE ALL CAPS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

Theme: Convergence. Booyah!

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