Idea-sex king is eating the dead for breakfast as-a-service. Uber 2.0 meets the new chief hottest officer of the 21st century. It's not your mother's booming.


1. Something is eating the world.

Examples: software, mobile

Tip: Eat the world. Though you'd need something really big. Like Jimmy. Because he eat world. Or a huge Pacman.

1. Eat the world

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2. Something eats something else for breakfast/lunch/dinner.

Example: culture, strategy

Tip: Get two cannibalistic things together at very specific times of the day. No meals in between--you'll ruin their appetite for disruption. Then watch magic happen.

3. Something is dead.

Examples: cold-calling, QR codes, your industry, Twitter, sales

Tip: Be a doctor. Or an obituarist. Bonus: be a eulogizer. Bonus bonus: be an embalmer.

4. Something is booming.

Examples: content marketing, account-based marketing, your industry, Twitter, sales

5. Something is king.

Examples: content, the customer

6. Something is king, but something else is queen.

Example: content, context

7. Something is the Uber of/for something else.

Example: MyFart, YourIndustry

8. Something is the something else of another thing.

Example: MyFart, Uber/Airbnb, YourIndustry

Announcing the launch of MyFart, the Uber for Marketing. We produce the most disruptive ‘cloud’ of all. We specialize in ‘drip’ campaigns.

9. Idea sex between something and something else

Example: rock, hard place

"I've invented an idiom that is idea sex between a rock and a hard place."

10. Something meets something else.

Example: my fist, your face

11. Something meets something else meets another thing.

Example: my fist, your face, the hospital

12. Something is the new something else.

Examples: orange/black, Thursday/Friday, rich 50 / middle-class 38

13. Something 2.0

Examples: web, everything

14. Something-as-a-Service

Examples: software, platform, infrastructure, cutting hair, everything

15. Chief Something Officer

Examples: executive, operations, financial, marketing, strategy, revenue, accounting, people, happiness, sadness, madness, floor cleanliness, everything

Be Chief Something Officer.

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16. Something Process Outsourcing

Examples: business, legal, knowledge, financial, creative, recruitment, everything

17. Not your father's/mother's/uncle's/grandmother's/relative's something

Example: Star Trek

18. Something is the sexiest/hottest something else of the 21st century.

Example: data scientist, job

19. Something is the sexiest/hottest something else of current/next year.

Example: data scientist, job

20. Something thing else

Example: list, icle

A listicle is idea sex between a list and a popsicle. About it, I wrote an article, which—on the other hand—is idea sex between art and a testicle.

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