a.k.a. lead nurturing for consultants
Give me a cup of Java,
And I'll look at your painful job, huh?
Treat me to a tall mocha,
For a project that won't make you broke, ah.
Get me a few drinks,
And I'll give your situation a think.
Then buy me a full meal,
And you got yourself a deal.
*a.k.a. the sorry life of knowledge-whoring