1. Take a few random, uneventful snapshots of some non-descript situation.

2. Slideshow them over any upbeat music.

EDM instrumental. Rhythmic rock with woo-hoo-hoos. Or, for mobile apps, hipster ukulele.

3. Never mind that the images are repetitive.

4. Fade in large logo and an undifferentiated, unactionable platitude.

Like "Driving your success all the way." Or "Breathing air is good."

5. Slow fade to black.

6. Win.